The Happening

Holy Crap that's an hour and a half of life I'll never get back again. 

Urge

I learned that my cousin who is a wonderful human being really like one of my favourite movies called "A Dangerous Method". Based on this I downloaded a list of his recommended movies and so far they've all been turkeys. (Sorry Matt). 

To be fair Pierce Brosnan is terrific in this movie though there is a hint of homage to the key villain/Satanic figure in Sexy Beast. 

The Wolf of Wall Street

There's not one likeable character in The Wolf of Wall Street. Childish scriptwriting and cliché after cliché after cliché. 

Possibly Leonardo DiCaprio's worst ever performance apart from one notably funny Lamborghini Scene.

Must have done it for the money.

Gravity

Blimey. Gravity that I raved about over here after seeing the trailer is complete fromage in space. 

If you like special effects? Knock yourself out.

If you like Sandra Bullock (who does look smoky hawt floating in underwear) setting women in space back decades while getting knocked out?

Knock yourself out.

Ha ha. While a pile of space dung.

Brilliant spoof above.

Here's some corporate media douches telling you why it's brilliant ha ha.

George Clooney has finally jumped the shark with style over substance, and I'm too sexy for my shirt script lines.