Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Gravity




Blimey. Gravity that I raved about over here after seeing the trailer is complete fromage in space. 

If you like special effects? Knock yourself out.

If you like Sandra Bullock (who does look smoky hawt floating in underwear) setting women in space back decades while getting knocked out?

Knock yourself out.

Ha ha. While a pile of space dung.

Brilliant spoof above.

Here's some corporate media douches telling you why it's brilliant ha ha.

George Clooney has finally jumped the shark with style over substance, and I'm too sexy for my shirt script lines.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Three Days of the Condor




Fuck me, what a pile of shit Three Days of the Condor was. It has either aged terribly or it was overrated when it came out. I gave it 15 mins before fast forwarding it in case it had hit a slump.

It had hit it's rhythm I found out.