Even Dwarfs Started Small

Maybe you have to be stoned to watch this movie but I couldn't last till half way. I usually like Werner Herzog though. You might like it. I didn't.

Spartacus

I couldn't enjoy this knowing that Kirk Douglas raped Natalie Wood. It's an early Kubrick but it's still Hollywood Cheese though there's an interesting scene with Lawrence Oliver's bisexual advances (oysters and snails analogy) on Tony Curtis who looks like he bluffed his way into movies because of his good looks.

Gravity

Blimey. Gravity that I raved about over here after seeing the trailer is complete fromage in space. 

If you like special effects? Knock yourself out.

If you like Sandra Bullock (who does look smoky hawt floating in underwear) setting women in space back decades while getting knocked out?

Knock yourself out.

Ha ha. While a pile of space dung.

Brilliant spoof above.

Here's some corporate media douches telling you why it's brilliant ha ha.

George Clooney has finally jumped the shark with style over substance, and I'm too sexy for my shirt script lines.